the refridgerator

what is in my fridge:

*2 bottles of salsa
1. the winner of the best Austin salsa
2. hernadez salsa- i think
*1 almost empty jug of OJ
*1 box of soy milk
*1 jug of water
*1 very old bottle champagne that has never been opened
*a bag of chocolate
*hummus
*land of lakes butter, one stick
*2 bottles of soy sauce
*2 jams: blackberry and strawberry
*2 cans of sliced olives
*2 spritzers of salad dressing
1. red wine
2. balsamic
*spicy mustard
*3 jars of peanut butter... THREE!
*baking soda

and finally,
*salt lick barbeque sauce

that's so sad. i have the fridge of a male bachelor.